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Uske Papa K Paas 10 Floor Ki Building Hai
Dosto
Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti Hai

Zara Si Dil Mein De Jagah Tu

Santa:- Phone pe itni dhemi aawaz me kis se baat kar rahe ho.?
Banta:- Biwi hai..!
Santa:- To phir itni dhemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta:- Teri hai...!!

What's the quietest place in the world?

The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

Once an angle came up to me granted me a wish.
I asked for "World Peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"

"A TRUE LOVE STORY"
kisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha.
ek din wo drakht kaat diya gaya..
drakht bht khush hua k shukar ab hum pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITHAY GA.
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq mai mil gaye jb…
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bana diya gaya.
or
AAJ BHI US PR ULLU BAITHA HAI.

It's Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
Charmless
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
Harmless ... =P ;)

Best Error Message Of The Century…..!!!!

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
Press F1 To Continue… ;->

Depressed Boy Asked An Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse
Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied:
Yes,
Losing Your Confidence Of Finding Another One. :-)

Aapki zndgi me kabhi koi gam naho,
Aapki aankhe kabhi aasuonse nam naho,
Aapko roz-roz mile new-new friend
par kisi me hamari jagah leneka dam na ho..

A L W A Y S
R E M E M B E R !!

Be Nice To People Until You Have Made Your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People Will Be Nice To You… =P ;)

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
Don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles Everywhere!

Bfrnd-kal tumhare gar gaya tha,
mujhe nahi lagta hamari shadi hogi.
Gfrnd-kyu? Papa se mile?
Bfrnd- nahi tumhari behen se mila
Solid item hai yaar ;)

Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg,
But Everyday U 4get.
Frm Now Onwrds
If Anyday U 4gt,

Then

I'll Jump From
Train When It Stops!

Stop Smiling, I'm Serious.

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JuST C Me I'M DOiNG "NoTHiNG" FRoM LaST FeW YeARs.